THE AIM OF LOSER PUPPY

Loser Puppy uses a high-energy performance of hyper-ridiculous lensing to provide an incubator for all philosophies sought to be attained through the Manifesto.

Whilst Loser Puppy acknowledge that their performances may embody many of the elements and characteristics of a music gig and that anybody is welcome to attend their performances and enjoy themselves as they please. Loser Puppy must emphasise that the true intention of the evening is to conjure an as accurate as humanly possible performance of the Manifesto.

Now that life has returned to some semblance of normality, it should be noted that Loser Puppy repeatedly stress that the point of their performances is wholeheartedly to represent the Manifesto. Loser Puppy acknowledges that they have no money, so they are available to bookings for:

- Birthdays
- Baptisms
- Functions
- Bar Mitzvahs
- Weddings
- Brit milahs
- Quinceaneras
- Sweet 16’s
- Political Rallies
- Bum Fights
- Orgy’s

Unfortunately, Loser Puppy must state that due to past bad experiences they regrettably no longer play anniversaries. If you would like to book Loser Puppy to embody the Manifesto for any of the above events (excluding anniversaries) then Loser Puppy asks that you please get in touch. We're desperate.